davey: the story as told by danny p.
this is an away message brought to a whole new level, thanks to the very talented danny, aka PanZcratz. it is a truly remarkable story based on a loveable grizzly creature named Davey. please read the following excerpt from this truly engaging tale...
qurack: what the hell is the Gil?
PanZcratz: the gil is the place where davey is gonna pimp it up like he did to eds last year
PanZcratz: all the chicks are gonna be like mackin on his beard and he's gonna be like step back, i got a girl
PanZcratz: (ps. does he still have a girl? I don't know)
PanZcratz: and then all the guys (except the APO ones) are gonna be all like dude you're cool let me join your frat
PanZcratz: and then we're gonna be like "yo davey, you gotta stop this pimpin cuz you're takin all the ladies and all the guys want to be in the frat and we just don't have enough room for all those guys, plus how are we gonna get ass if all the ladies want you?"
PanZcratz: and Davey's gonna be all like "chill brothers"
PanZcratz: "i'm a boyscout and on my honor I will do my best to stop being such a pimp...but it's hard because beard's are in, GQ said so"
PanZcratz: and we'll be all like "ok, just try please"
PanZcratz: and he'll be all like "ok."
danny and the party ball
caution: this may happen to you when you feel extremely bored or useless. please consult someone who cares about you, if this is an issue that continues to exist.
Point of Interest: Seth David in a Virgin Mobile Commercial. HE totally went to Saint Mary's.
*Click on Virgin Mobile Style*